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Thanksgiving day food pictures. Vegetables are a must on a diet. These funny thanksgiving quotes might help you get out. Hope you have a happy thanksgiving followed by a peaceful naps taking.

This celebration is totally my jam. Thanksgiving is boring me. The first thanksgiving lasted for three days.

Scroll through to the rest for a much needed laugh or two. Then its gone in 20 minutes and everybody lies around sortof in a sugar coma and then it takes 4 hours to clean it up. Thanksgiving is a traditional holiday celebrated by 91 of americans that eat turkey on this day.

Theres turkey ham turkey bologna turkey pastrami. I suggest carrot cake zucchini bread and pumpkin pie which was said by garfield cartoonist jim davis. For some people thanksgiving is about the football.

But heres my stuffing so carve me maybe. Someone needs to tell the turkey man just be yourself. Green bean casserole pumpkin pie mashed potatoes when its thanksgiving theres always more than just one side to the story.

Another humorous one for all the pie fans out there is. May your yams be delicious and your pies take the prize and may your. Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings not your carbs.

Hey i just met you and this is gravy. May your stuffing be tasty may your turkey plump may your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough you start to get mad at turkeys.

Funny thanksgiving quotes group 2. Oct 26 2015 dec 18 2013 by brandon gaille. For me its about the butterball.

Yay jawbreaker atsixfootcandy having thanksgiving with the in laws and apparently were all very thankful for our smartphones. Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings one by one as each relative goes home melanie white. 32 funny happy thanksgiving greeting card messages.

Mashed potatoes stuffing green bean casserole on thanksgiving theres always more than one side to the. The funny thing about thanksgiving or any big meal is that you spend 12 hours shopping for it then go home and cookchopbraise and blanch. Those are just a few of the funny thanksgiving quotes on this roundup.

On leaving after the holiday.