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Day after thanksgiving dates. May your heart and plate be full on thanksgiving day and each day thereafter. Lets get together before thanksgiving so i can enjoy the slimmer and saner version of you. We advise opening this card before dinner otherwise it may actually be side splitting.

Someone needs to tell the turkey man just be yourself. Below you will find our collection of inspirational wise and humorous old funny thanksgiving quotes funny thanksgiving sayings and funny thanksgiving proverbs collected over the years from a variety of sources. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough you start to get mad at turkeys.

Im thankful that thanksgiving comes only once a year. Its not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight its the secondsand thirds. Im thankful for not having to sit at the kid table at thanksgiving this year.

Nov 4 2019 explore kathy calvittis board funny thanksgiving quotes on pinterest. May the turkey be plump and your tummy full. On thanksgiving day all over america families sit down to dinner at the same moment halftime.

Thanksgiving might look a little different this year but that doesnt mean you cant share laughs with your family. Serve up a ladleful of laughs with one of these funny thanksgiving card messages. See more ideas about funny thanksgiving thanksgiving quotes funny.

And im thankful for that howie mandel check out my piece on why canadian thanksgiving is at a much better time than american thanksgiving here funny thanksgiving greetings. Funny thanksgiving sayings and quotes. Funny thanksgiving card messages.

Read some of these funny thanksgiving quotes around the table virtual or. Wishing you and your family a thanksgiving full of joy laughter and good food. An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on thanksgiving.

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. Theres turkey ham turkey bologna turkey pastrami. Praying that the many blessings of thanksgiving bring you comfort and happiness.

Gobble gobble till you wobble. They make you tired. Be wary of turkey on thanksgiving.

Im from canada so thanksgiving to me is just thursday with more food.